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So I came back from a BBQ, all bloated and smokey stinky, thinkin what a fabulous start this is to a great MotoGP weekend. Then goddammit, I read that Shinya's already came in 11th. It was on live from 5pm on the telly. I would've stayed home and missed that overcrowded cook-off at Downtown East. For every room rented, the occupants must've invited at least 50 people. The place looks like one huuugge hawker centre, only with no one to clean up the mess. And now, all soaped up squeaky and shampooed, I have nothing. The highlight of my fortnight is gone. O, how empty everythin is. Sheesh.